Saturday, July 21, 2007

An Idiot, and a Tool

Chapter 13.

I represent God

I've been away a while. Not that anyone's noticed. Been busy...yea! I have. Plus someone I talked to recently actually reminded me of this blog. If I remember correctly...I've mentioned my memory somewhere here before...it's not very good...they didn't call me HAATHI in school for my memory is what I'm trying to tell you.



I think I've mentioned I was fat.



Television, friends. The way of the future. The Americans...they understood this a LONG time ago. When they aren't numbing the minds of little babies to dumb down the future generation through BABY TV (Recommended viewing by the Ecstacy Taker's Asscociation of Pakistan, or E. T.A.A.P)....they're using uncannily interesting stories like Paris Hilton's jail sentence to mindfuck the old ones too.



The Pakistanis.



The Pakistani's have finally caught up. Between burqa clad mullah avengers, and cock eyed power hungry judges, we have finally arrived to the point in history which will be an unveiling of what all this was all planned to help us ignore in the first place.



Rebirth.



It is now. The religion...versus the modern culture. I can't really say WHO will win...but it's quite obvious what REALLY happened soon after ...



Religion: Well gentlemen...it's been nearly a century since this country's birth...well actually just about 60 years, but I round to the nearest 100 because my representatives aren't very sharp....and I have realised this. You two are conspiring against me. You think I'm slowing you down. You think I'm...

...bad for the people.

Science: It's not that. It's just that your boys aren't letting my boys play freely...what with the whole...

Religion: Listen...about that Khuda Ke Liye threat....which were technically Art's boys...

Art: And then...THUNDER! Thunder as the camera pans ri...

Religion: And it's not like it made much of a dent. Since your people are all educated enough to know their rights.

Science: Your people don't follow those rights.

Religion: Yes, but I represent God.

Art: WE AAWWWLLLLL do duuuuudddeeeee.....peace...loveee...prosperityyy mannnnn...

Science: (to Art) You are an idiot, and a tool....and after we destroy Religion and his backward ways since you're such a dumbass that I use you any way I please to get the people on my side...I will also have YOU killed off like Science Germany's boy Hitler did back in the day.

Religion: You pathetic souls...you don't really think you can destroy me.

Science: No...not forever. I mean let's face it there's a REASON you represent God. Damned if I know what it is though.

Art: Then...a gunshot.......BLAM! And we annoyingly use a dolly to get the dolly shot with that dolly yea dolly...

Science: So why not just get rid of you for a little while my boys get a little stronger here? Look...long run? You're not gonna disappear...and even when you DO get strong again...you're all forgiving...so you won't try to destroy me.

Religion: No, Science Pakistan. I will not try to destroy you. You will destroy yourself...

Art: VIOLINS!!! VIOLINS!!!

Science: Umm...one of your boys just planted a car bomb outside a theatre. It's the one showing Khuda Ke Liye...

Religion: It was probably some of yours working together to make it LOOK like mine...but I'm such a retard and a pacifist...I'll believe you anyway.

Science: You and everyone else bub...

Politics: Will you shoot the damn thing, already?

Science: You're makin' a lotta NOISE for someone who wants to be quiet about having PLANNED this whole thing, aren't you?

Politics: Don't forget, Science, that my cock eyed vudayra has beaten your military schmo...it's a turning point for my...

Art: Blam! Silence!...Death....

Though I rarely choose to directly refer to politics and religion...words like these will come by more often now. Smaller in strength, but greater in number. That is how I shall defeat you Science, Religion, Politics....I have no problems with your truthful champions...it's those buggers you have in higher numbers that bother me.

Good Night.